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You Suck at Photoshop.

My name is Donnie, and you suck at Photoshop!

Thus starts the funniest and oddest collection of Photoshop tutorials we’ve seen. The production values are terrible. The language is crude. The Photoshop techniques are pedestrian at best. These tutorials are not exactly kid safe or appropriate for some workplaces.

So on this April Fool Day week, we invite you to follow the decline of Donnie’s marriage, job, and quality of life, as you strap on your stupid and get into some big-boy Photoshop work.

You Suck at Photoshop #1: Distort, Warp, & Layer Effects

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You Suck at Photoshop #2: Covering Your Mistakes

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You Suck at Photoshop #3: Cloning Stamp and Manual Cloning

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You Suck at Photoshop #4: Paths & Masks

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You Suck at Photoshop #5: Select Color Range

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You Suck at Photoshop #6: Filter Liquify

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You Suck at Photoshop #7: Patch Tool and Levels

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You Suck at Photoshop #8: 3D Layers

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You Suck at Photoshop #9: Curves

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Source: We watch a lot of Photoshop tutorials at CreativeTechs, and we’ve been laughing about these for several months now. It’s nice to have an excuse to share them. Enjoy